Bitch will do time after all!!!
It's official. Paris Hilton has dropped her appeal of her probation violation according to TMZ.com, and will now gladly serve a reduced sentence of 23 days in jail, starting June 6.
This sentence will also include her being placed in a private cell, "away from the prison population," (Damn!) caviar, lobster tails and man-whores. I may have lied about the latter, but really, who the Hell knows in this world.
Because it's clear; if you're famous and sleep in beds full of money, you can get away with anything. And if your name is Paris Hilton, you get to go to "Jail Light," which has one-third less bedbugs than the actual clink and the food tastes great but is less filling.
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